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Lotus Thirst Pockets now feature "Shhhhlurp Technology" inspired by the Elephant. The towels are claimed to be made with a renewable material.
However photos have emerged of a shipment heading to their UK factory in Bolton from a Malawian national park.

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Well he may be getting a much better deal on quantity, but is his water "Touch of Strawberry" flavour?

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